February 10, 2017 8:37 AM EST
The fantastic, frivolous, fabulous frog
Sat rather flippantly on his log.
Finally feeling fantastically famished
Flicked out his tongue but the flies had all vanished.
Slipping and sliding, sideways he went
into the pond his large self was sent.
Surprisingly speedy, strikingly strong
frog sprang from the pond and then burst into song.
"Oh Dear! Oh Dear me! Desperate I be!
Someone has taken my dinner, you see.
Despicably devilish, dastardly demon!
Have my flies really vanished or am I just dreaming?"
The fantastic, frivolous, fabulous frog
fuzzily awoke from his dream on his log.
Finally feeling fantastically famished
he ate all the flies and his hunger then vanished.