February 10, 2017 7:08 AM EST
Poom doth Come with Pokes
Most should be familiar with the dreaded Facebook poke. At one time, there were Superpokes where one could throw a cow or chicken. Well, Poom also has pokes.
4am. It's quiet and dark throughout the house. Too quiet. Click..click..click, we hear the patter of tiny paws upon the kitchen floor. They stop at the food bowl.
"Nom nom time," Poom thinks as he stops at his food dish. He sniffs and can smell the scent of food, but what's this!?! Empty! The dish is empty save for a few crumbs. "I shall starve! What shall I do! OMG," he paces, getting more frantic.
Click..click..click throughout the kitchen and then silence. He has made it, stealthily to the mistresses bed. She sleeps, oblivious to his plight. Wait.
Is she sleeping? He hears her breathing. He watches for movement. None. Sitting on the floor at the side of her bed, he watches for even the slightest movement.
There! She moved her arm. She's waking up! He shall get food he thinks as he gingerly runs back to his food bowl..click..click.....and stops before he reaches the bowl. She's not following. He turns and makes his way back to the bed, and deciding that he needs a closer inspection, he jumps up next to her.
Sleeping. She's still sleeping. "OMG, what if she never wakes!" Poom is frantic. He carefully sniffs her nose. She's alive, he's sure of it as his wet nose touches her face and she moves just a tad. This calls for drastic measures to rouse her from this never ending sleep, for her own safety.
So he pokes her cheek. Just a quick, light tap. Nothing. Nothing happens. He pokes again, a little harder and she stirs just a tad. Having found the way to awaken the mistress from her slumber, he pokes her cheek repeatedly. POKE...POKE...POKE..POKE POKE POKE POKE and she's up! Thank the Lords she's up. She mutters some words he doesn't understand, something about a damned cat and what the hell are you doing at 4am, but these mean nothing to him.
He bounds off the bed and into the kitchen to his food bowl, knowing she will follow as it's the most important thing and she knows he'll starve if he's not fed right away. But...wait..she does not follow. He sees a light from within the bedroom and runs in just as the door to the dreaded "water room" closes.
NO! She's braving the water room without him. How could she? How could she bar him from the room? She knows he always accompanies her into that room, to protect her from the dreaded roll of paper and to open the curtains opposite her throne in order to give her a view of the people that live next door. He knows how she loves that as she always sings high notes when he does it.
Wait. He can see under the door. EUREKA! He shall protect her from his position here. He hears her in the water box and just before it, a rug has fallen in her path. What if she trips as she leaves the water box? She could fall and then wouldn't be able to get his food. Well, he can't have that, so he reaches. He reaches his paws in and almost snags the offending rug. After a few tries, he snags it in his claws and pulls. The rug moves toward the door and then he loses his grip so he tries a few more times and snags it again. This time, he pulls with all his might and gets the corner of the rug under the door. Just as his mistress comes out of the box, he finishes pulling the rug nearly all the way out of the water room. She must be so proud and happy with him as she again sings in high notes. He's very pleased with himself. He'll be sure to get a treat today!
The mistress, dressed and awake, says words to him as she comes out of the water room but he's too happy to listen and doesn't understand human speak anyway so he simply runs to his bowl. She follows and goes to the food closet to get his food. This pleases him so much that he rubs against her legs as she walks. She must be pleased too as she does her dance and bounds toward his bowl, singing all the while. He hears his name in this song and it pleases him. He also hears the jingle of his food in his bowl. NOM NOM time!
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